Peemptively

To pee preemptively before beginning a night of drinking as to avoid breaking the seal.

"Dude, you're such a shitbird, we just got here and you're going to the bathroom already?"
Suck my dick, I'm just going peemptively. We'll see who's laughing when you're making friends with the bathroom looker.

by kill the thief August 22, 2010

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

peemptive strike

Preemptive peeing before you travel or go to an event, to make sure you don't have to at an inconvenient time.

We can leave in a minute — let me make a peemptive strike first.

by hurdygertie July 13, 2017

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016