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Pedophile

A person who likes to hang out with minors. Pedophiles often work in food trucks.
Pat: "When are you going to have some minors out on the boat?"
Austin: "Why don't you take a seat right over there, pedophile"
by F-Meat July 5, 2022
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Pedophile

Used to describe willis.gaming twitch streamer
-Oh my god this pedophile messaged me
-You mean Willis??
by Booloo5767 February 14, 2024
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pedophille

a cool, relaxed, and fun teacher
being strict is part of the job, but I like being a pedophille every once and a while!
by rubby o'volvo January 17, 2024
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pedophile

The biggest scum of the earth next to politicians and serial killers. They are a big waste of oxygen tbh. They are usually middle aged men (or older) who wanna bang with children. They are just disgusting and unholy
Person1: Wow that guy is creepy. He is watching kids, blushes to them and looks at them like he wanna bang them.
Person2: Ah he is a pedophile. Wanna beat him up?
Person1: Hehe ofc. Then call the police on him.
Person2: Okay let's go then.
by Plant_headed_human October 27, 2022
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Pedophile Pudding Cup

A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.
"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "

That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.

That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021
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pedophile.

a person who is Sexually attracted too minors.
"Did you hear Anthony groomed a child?"

"that pedophile..."
by angel_aint_it? March 28, 2022
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THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX

sorry we are full at this time.

WE ARE PEDOPHILE FRIENDLY!!!!! ,. sssshhhh!!!!!! (260.109)...(369)....
It brings up an amazing MATHUFRACTURES CONCEPT where it says what THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says that PLURAL = SINGULAR which grandly implies another stated as due to "CONSENSUS TUMULT POTENTIAL" the "ZERO TOLERANCE" in many instances is operational . In other words , the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX = THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX which says the NULL = ZEROFYER from NULLIFY as ZER0FYER = SINGULAR = PLURAL where NO PEDOPHILES are allowed at certain places as per management decision of the HOTEL ITSELF.

THE more PEDOPHILES the better which is a management hotel/motel THAT SKIRTS , THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW because many hotels/motels ABUSE THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by not granting any passage.

Note in CYPHER this is a DERIVATION of the WUHAN GRINDR 369. MORE ON THAT LATER ..
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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