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Onion girl

Onion girls are a particular highly irritating and irritable female specimen. They tend to monopolize the front of the class, constantly reminding the teacher about homework and they will never stop asking stupid questions and complaining and crying about everything. Their biggest passion is to attend class and they don’t have a life outside of university studies. The only form of entertainment that onion girls enjoy is the mobile video game Hay Day, to which they are addicted. The natural evolution of the onion girl is the garlic girl, much more irritating and annoying.
A: Patricia is totally unbearable, she can’t stop crying about her homework.
B: Leave her, she’s an onion girl.
by El Pingaculebras February 2, 2022
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Japanese Onion Ring

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.
Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!
by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011
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beef and onion thumb

is when you insert your thumb into the womans flange and then her ass before wiping it across her upper lip leaving a trail, similar to a dirty sanchez
i gave my woman a beef and onion thumb last night now she looks like burt reynolds
by stacyt5 August 29, 2007
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Onion material

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.
"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"
by kuckunniwi May 16, 2007
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onion up

The act of acknowledging the fact that you will not be kissing anyone this evening by eating an onion or onions.
Dude you might as well "onion up" cause you are not getting an action tonight.
by UrbanStephen September 3, 2010
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Onion Tea

When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)
Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea
by Delerious420 October 12, 2011
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onion juggler

Derogatory slang term for a prep cook, perhaps any type of cook or chef if the speaker is feeling particularly bold.
That onion juggler sure is fast, he can peel and dice a 50-pound bag of potatoes in just under two beers.
by Tom Crate January 4, 2012
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