stink horn

A malodourous or putrescent penis.

"I'm not putting that filthy stink horn in my mouth, go and wash it you dirty bastard!"

by Grot weasel the 2nd February 02, 2008

Blue Horn

Term used when screaming that something tight has been caught around an erect penis

Jesus Christ Jonny this goat is giving me a total Blue Horn. Get it off!!!

by Dazza April 08, 2003

judge horn

Describes a person who often makes false assumptions. false assumption

"Chris youre such a fucking judge horn when you drink milk!"

by Black demon with T. January 01, 2009

Unicorn horn

The final result of using a lotion, lube, or other product that contains shimmer or glimmer on your penis. Usually for maturation.

Jeremy wanted to wack it, but could only find his fiances lotion. He didn't care but afterwards he had a fabulous unicorn horn.

by Cut glitter December 05, 2016

Horn-rimmed

The act of having rubbed your erect penis against your partner's arse-hole as a prelude to anal sex, or as a means of stimulation in it's own right

"So did that Jess chick let you put it anywhere?!"
"No. She reckons anal on a first date is slutty, so I just horn-rimmed her instead."

by Dirty Animals January 24, 2009

Horn Puppy

One who is so randy they go around humping everything in sight like a little lost puppy. They also like making wimping/moaning noises at random points in conversations.

"My friend David is such a Horn Puppy that he going around humping everythang!!"

by I'm beautiful dammit xxx November 23, 2011

banana horning

Two super upward curved erections sword fighting during man on man foreplay.

Wow, that was some serious banana horning we took part in last night. I don't ever remember you ever being that hard. Do you want to banana horn later on today?

by DoctorDoMore March 27, 2023