LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.
During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
by BabaYaga13 June 04, 2020
by singlet hopper January 28, 2024
by Removed Sandwich Crust June 02, 2021
Lifting a hefty yet sagging pair of jungle tiddies using principles of physics assisted by modern mechanics.
by YARKHAN October 28, 2020
Lift the fat up Bert and I can guarantee that you will find her last boyfriend living off the sweat line
See that lass at the bar ? Aye ! Well I bet you a tenner that if you Lift The Fat up you will find her last boyfriends living off the sweat lines .
by Wee mikey May 08, 2022
by LibbyLady September 27, 2022
A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!
by iftheshoefitsIsxcsxcsxcsxcascx May 11, 2018