Police Officer

A person who protects civilians and enforces State or Federal law.

"A Police Officer pulled me over today, I was going 45 in a School Zone."

by PikaPikaGamer June 18, 2020

Office mom

The woman at the office (or any work place, really) who can always be relied upon for things your mom would always have or be prepared for, ie; snacks, tampons, bandaid, postage stamps, lunch money, sage advice. Everyone loves the office mom.

Girl co-worker: "Do you have a tampon and any chocolate?"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

office shoe

(Noun) A low-ranking, white collar robot, usually a bureaucrat, whose existence is acknowledged only by the sound of his/her footsteps to/from their desk.

In the latest round of cutbacks, 300 office shoes beat a path to the welfare line.

by Lancet March 30, 2005

office pinkies

An office pinkey is a world warII term, used by combat marines, to describe (in derrogatory terms) non-combat Marine Corps rear eschelon, office personnel. An office worker with no suntan.

"We got stuck smokin Raleighs while all the office pinkies and redballers had camels."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Head Office

A term that can be used to refer to your wife or girlfriend.

why? Because all guys know that everything has to be approved by Head Office.

Person one- Hey man! are you coming to the bachelor party?

Person two- Yeah..just need approval from Head Office first!

by mengelag June 11, 2009

Office Bomb

A beverage that consists of dropping a 5 Hour energy shot into a cup of coffee and chugging it like a wounded sailor.

Just picked up some 5 hours. A round of office bombs on me!

by busterhax June 30, 2012

office space

(v. followed by an object) To obliterate an inanimate object out of your frustration for its failure to work.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011