observitude

Justification due to tradition, religious doctrine, or political affiliation. When logic and reason are negated by tradition.

Observitude dictates the support of a president during war, while he/she fails to resolve issues at home or abroad.

by Cosmo Polaski September 12, 2006

obsessical

(ob-sess-i-cul) To be obsessed with male, or male-ish genitalia; "boy-crazy"; or slightly stalkerish toward men.

"Ryan is ssooooooooo hott."
"You are totally obsessical over him!"

by Coco-chan January 18, 2008

obsessicane

(n) a state of mind that inspires behavior designed to drive everyone else around you crazy by obsessing about a weather pattern that may or may not affect your life in the next four weeks.

Steer clear of David today. He discovered a tropical depression forming off the coast of Gambia and is in the eye of an obsessicane.

by Vicar of Brevard October 24, 2008

obsanitize

To clean up obscene language for public consumption, i.e., when talking to your grandmother.

You need to obsanitize that script if you want to see it performed on national television.

by BetKol February 3, 2009

Obstacle track to success

When an otherwise talented employee is faced with a number of artifically imposed impediments to his/her promotion because he/she displays some personality trait that supervisors find threatening or objectionable.

That new account manager is smarter than the department head. The account manager speaks three languages and has an MBA. They've put him on the obstacle track to success. They're saying now that he's not getting along well with his co-workers and he doesn't seem to enjoy being here. That's supposedly why he wasn't promoted.

by North Central Johnny March 26, 2009

obstacle illusion

path seems blocked but really isn't

there is a road block or detour sign and it looks like you can't get there from here,but its ok its just an obstacle illusion

by Darbeab February 24, 2009

observant stoner

A marijuana user who views, observes, and deeply thinks after smoking marijuana

Kid at a Party: Dude, check out that kid chillin on the couch just watchin everyone.
Another Kid at a Party: Yeah he's toasted right now. He's more of an observant stoner, he just chills.

by Kendra Wheatley January 12, 2010