norwegian truffle

When you shove your own testicles into your rectum. Variations include insertion of foods along with the testicles, such as pasta and hummus.

Achmed is acting up. Take this hummus and Give him a good Norwegian Truffle

by US CIA December 9, 2014

Norwegian ice cap

Where you get a ice cube and insert it into the head of your penis before ejaculation. Then you must cum it out into a mouth of a person who is speaking getman

Dude in I was at the strip pub and I met this chick named Ana so I gave her a Norwegian ice cap cold nazi dick cum snocone german pain insert

by opinhurty194 October 7, 2016

Norweiner

Someone from Norway

You are a norweiner

by BigWilleyBilly August 8, 2016

Norwegian's lunchbox

A particularly foul smelling vagina

"Well Mick, I pulled her pants down and was nearly sick. She was fishier than a norwegian's lunchbox!"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"

by Shasta McScumbag September 9, 2016

Norwegian schoolbread

When u jizz in a girls face you throw tiny bits of coucounut on to her face. You then proceed to take a picture and send it to a friend you have a competition about who manages to do it first, then you write skolebrød.

Her: what do you want to do today?
Him: imma Norwegian schoolbread you.
Her:whats that?
Him: i cum in your face, throws coucou at you and sends it to a friend and writes skolebrød.

by GermanPussywaxer. November 21, 2016

Norwegian Drinker

Someone who chugs alcohol like a Norwegian person.
(Norwegians are usually very resistant to becoming drunk)

Jesus fucking christ Jessica! What are you? A Norwegian drinker?

by Fuck Didrik December 14, 2016

Norwegian Napalm

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.

In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.

by MrKumquats June 19, 2016