Skip to main content

Noodle Flip 

Combining: Weed, LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, Ketamine, Nitrous, and DMT. Preferably in that order, aligning the peaks of everything, and combining a Nos Balloon with a Breakthrough DMT hit.
Probably your Mother: Oi you little cunt, you want to Noodle Flip tonight?

Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!
Noodle Flip mug front
Get the Noodle Flip mug.
See more merch

Heady Noodle 

What people do at pseudo-hippie concerts. Sometimes confused with grand-mal seizures. Spinning around, combined with wild arm gesticulations = HEADY NOODLE.
Mom: Son, do you know how to dance?
Son: Hell no mom, but I do a sick ass Heady Noodle at all the Disco Biscuit shows.

ugly noodle 

Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.
ugly noodle by king.lamp March 28, 2015

salty noodle 

When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .
Omg darren you are such a salty noodle
salty noodle by Datstankdank March 12, 2017

Jacuzzi Noodle 

When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.
Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.

Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.

Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.
Jacuzzi Noodle by Clo_d0n April 18, 2018

spooky noodle 

Look at that spooky noodle

That's a huge spooky noodle

She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
spooky noodle by Cat_Nip29 April 22, 2018

Dog Noodle 

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.
I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.