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fake emo

people at my school (and lots of other people) are becoming.. "emo". they wear black clothes and pink eyeshadow and listen to the used. They think this makes them emo, and they think they are cool because of it.
However some people are really emo and quite a few of them are in circumstances where it is definatley not cool to be like them. Fake emos can also be mallcore.
look at that fake emo with the black skinny jeans and fake depression
by peDery FyLe January 11, 2006
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Fake Friend

Some one who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to want to be your friend.

-tells you to be yourself but gets mad when you tell them the truth.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-calls their friend a coward for confronting or standing up for themselves.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.
Sarah always tried to be nice to me, then I crossed the line and she called me out on it. At first I was really angry but then I realized I had been a real fake friend to her this year.
by Helpful_Hannah April 19, 2010
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fake nigga

a bitch ass nigga that always acts hard but is really a soft bitch...
A quandarius u know that nigga charles? that bitch is a fake nigga.
by M.I.C July 27, 2006
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fake fuck

a wanna-be; somebody being something that they are not; just a fake ass person; unreal
Rick Ross, the rapper, is a fake fuck because he wouldnt admit that he was da police. Keep it 100.
by MRS.BBT256 May 6, 2009
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fake jamaican

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.
her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?
by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007
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fake italian

a person who does not look Italian but claims to be Italian; a lombardi
Assumption man: Joe looks more german than italian. He must be a fake italian.
by hmm October 28, 2005
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Tasty Fake

Generally applied to food that's made to look like other food, or at least other objects. It could be as simple as a cake made to look like a television set, or as imaginative as mashed potatoes colored and arranged as an ice cream sundae.

Origins are from Season 16, episode 2 of The Simpsons. Marge enters a baking contest and the other contestants mock her for making "tasty fakes", a dessert made to look like hot dogs from deep fried cookie dough and meringue.
"These sushi cupcakes are so awesome!"
"I know, they're the best tasty fakes I've ever come up with. All they are is bite sized vanilla cupcakes lined with fruit roll up and coconut on top."
by karasuma January 7, 2008
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