Mortal Blades

The best two cards ( held ) in a game of Texas Hold em

Joe had a really good hand, but Jim had the Mortal Blades.

by RLTW February 27, 2009

Mortwo

To be a moron or even more a retard. Usually someone who has a name beginning with a D is a mortwo. The word mortwo comes from the latin origin of moron, meaning to be a idiot. A mortwo is a more extreme version of that usually targeted towards one or more people.

"They are being such morons," Jim said.
"Don't you mean mortwo's because their are two of them," Bob contradicted.

by Doron Beer September 30, 2011

Mortville

A warehouse party place of the pink line in Chicago to get fucked up when you have absolutely no money and don't care how long you have not showered. Lots of trannys, nudists, and acid addicts hang out here on a weekly basis. This place is known for showcasing synth heavy noise rock bands that sound terrible unless you are fortunate enough to be drunk and/or tripping on mushrooms.

"shit I only have 5 bucks on me, looks like we can't go out tonight."

"Hey, what about Mortville?"

"Ight, let's go get drunk and fuck some hipster trash!"

by George The G. October 22, 2011

Mortshade Manoeuvre

When someone gives a blumpkin to a person who has died in the last ten minutes due to 'Keeganing'. Then someone sneaks up behind the person giving the blumpkin and punches them in the back of the neck. Causing them to bite down the the dead persons genitals.

- A form of Necrophilia.

Is his name Bradlee? He's probably done the Mortshade Manoeuvre.

by Rachey101 November 3, 2012

mortal trifecta

When you pee, fart and sneeze simultaneously.

"I hit a mortal trifecta during the hybrid solar eclipse yesterday. It was a once in a lifetime event".

by hilarioyo January 21, 2014

Mortison

An Expert at Mortification, self and others! One who causes great moments of embarrassment and perhaps enjoys them.

You are being a mortison by scratching your nuts here!

by mdhammer July 5, 2016

Mortified216

Someone who spends $200 on there hair, and has eyes that are 20m away. last year he found a dead body and started to rape it and does the same on fotnite.He has sexual interests on everyone he meets, he brainwashed SkyrimPlayzYT to grind some meat.He goes up to homless people and shows off his food, which he stole from a homless person,That homless person later became rich and Waleed started to cry and ask for a ps4. There is a summery of mortified216.

mortified216

by Someone who spends $200 on the January 24, 2019