Mong

Mong is when you are completely zoned out and can't hear anyone and look like you are focusing heavily on your own thought

Look at Jamie rudman he is monging out like mad

by Coresdaman123456789 July 30, 2022

Mong

Bradly Toms

I Just Did A Bradley Toms So I’m A Mong

by _ExXx_ May 22, 2021

Mong

Brad Toms

Brad Toms Equals Mong

by _ExXx_ May 22, 2021

Cock Mong

A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong

Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.

by splashhhey November 24, 2019

Monge

An idot who is annoying.

"You are such a monge!"

by KGBsc June 18, 2022

Monge

It's my last name

That's Mr. Monge to you, cunts!

by S. W. Allows February 11, 2022

Mong Skite

A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.

Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'

Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'

by m00nchat September 03, 2008