Money Stitch 

A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.

The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."

Money Stitch by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018

money-laundering 

Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.

I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!

money-laundering by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Money over Fists

The art of dealing with an annoying situation short term till you get what you need.

John - " Yo Jimmy, did Eric ever pay you the 400 bucks he owes you?"
Jimmy - " Nah, man"
John - " WTF, smack that homeboy!"
Jimmy - " Not yet. It's money over fists, I'll wait till he pays up and then drop the hammer on him!"

Money over Fists by Snoop Legend July 1, 2019

Money Over Bitches 

The concept, much propounded in the hip hop community, notably by male rappers, that a preferable strategem for those seeking success is to pursue money, rather than 'bitches'. Underpinning this idea is the as-yet-untested theory that suggests a negative correlation between success and women. Among the more prominent adherents to the the 'money over bitches' mantra have been Kanye West, who in one collaboratiion with hip hop group 'Dilated Peoples' expresses that: "I don't know what's better, gettin laid or gettin paid, I just know when I'm gettin one the others gettin' away." In a similar vein, rapper 50 Cent, in his 'Ryder Music' observes the folly of pursuing bitches by suggesting that: "Homie, you hustlin' backwards if you chasin' a bitch
Stupid, chase the paper, they come with the shit." Other prominent adherents include the late Tupac Shakur, Lil Wayne and the Game.

'Money over bitches', excalimed Harry to his friends, as he made his way home early on a Friday night, to the latest edition of 'Hustler'.

Money Over Bitches by Barichello November 14, 2010

money shot 

To ejaculate (cum) on a woman's body, other than inside a crevice. Usually on the face or in the eye

I was screwing her, then i pulled out and gave her a money shot all over her face!

money shot by Matt August 14, 2003

money for jam 

Money that is easily made

Man, do you know how much i got for writing this piece? And it only took me half an hour to do it. I'm telling you, it was money for jam.

money for jam by Jeromek May 30, 2006

money team 

An ambitious team of people who can all relate to getting money. It is the only thing they think about all the time every day and always want more (money hungry). Being apart of success.

I used to always be broke but ever since I started trappin I've been money team like crazy.

money team by Jeffrey Hudson January 30, 2014