Cadillac insta model

Most Instagram models are Cadillac insta models. They're super rich, they trick followers into believing their lies, deceit the Chevrolet insta models, and all they do for the money is use editing apps and show off their butts & boobs.

Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.

All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.

Nastassia Ponomarenko is one example of a Cadillac insta model.

by Urban Husband January 12, 2019

radio model

A person, usually female, whose voice is hot & sexy, but who's fat &/or ugly physically -- i.e. they'd make a great sexy model on the radio only.

Buddy: So I got this wrong number last week -- she sounded HOT! So I talked her into meeting me for drinks. Turns out she weighed about 400 pounds!

Friend: sounds like a radio model!

Buddy: I fucked her anyway!

Friends: Youda man!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 5, 2014

PICTURE TALKER MODEL

The conversation in the URBAN DICTIONARY before you post a definition as all the GRAPHICS of different STAFF MEMBERS which clues you in about how efficient and whether you covered everything in your definition.

It is truly awesome the PICTURE TALKER MODEL iwhich are the provided gifs below n the URBAN DICTIONARY and how it SWAYS EVERYTHING for you to arrive at a perfect definition.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021

Model Minorities

I saw this Indian guy on TikTok or Shorts or Facebook (I think it was Facebook actually) who said not to believe people when they talk about model minority immigrants and their "hard work culture" or the rates of success because he says the US is very strict in regards to who they let in. So, they only let in immigrants who they believe are going to do well. Which skews the studies showing that immigrants are generally more successful"

Hym "The 'Asian work culture' you're talking about relates more to the US only allowing model minorities to immigrate here and is literally killing young men. Japan and South Korea have fairly high suicide rates in the world for that very reason (49th and 4th respectively). 30% of men 27 and younger (in Japan) are virgins. Promoting the culture you are talking about actually has an INVERSE correlation with the outcome you claim to be trying to achieve. Instill the asian work ethic so instead of killing eachother they kill themselves. Business owners make more money off of they labor from which they benefit disproportionately. Sure, gang violence is bad but is corporate wage slavery really any better? It is if you're a fat cock. You get to fuck all the woman. It is if you're a business owner. You get all of the money."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2023

Modelic

Model like, worthy of being on a magazine

You look modelic in that mini skirt

by azulfer June 11, 2021

Humancentric Model

A framework focused on aligning power structures and societal systems around the collective well-being and flourishing of humanity. It emphasizes disrupting binaries, decentralizing power, and developing new incentive structures.

The humancentric model proposes a radical shift in how we organize society, urging policymakers to prioritize collective well-being over corporate profit and to create systems that empower communities rather than centralizing control in the hands of a few.

by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025

Discrete Self Model

The unspoken assumption behind most of the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders): that every human is a neatly bounded, fully knowable individual who can be diagnosed like a glitchy toaster.

Used to justify labeling complex, context-driven human behavior as “disordered” while ignoring trauma, systems, relationships, and late-stage capitalism.

Symptoms may include:
• Taking your emotions personally
• Believing your thoughts are facts
• Assuming “normal” exists
• Diagnosing others on TikTok

Therapist: “Sounds like you might meet criteria for 296.89.”
Patient: “Or maybe I’m just rejecting the Discrete Self Model.”
Therapist: “…I’ll need to consult the DSM-6 for that.”

by seeing March 30, 2025