Mittens

Mittens is a term used for infant mice. Like a baby goat is called a kid as a baby dog is a puppy.

MOM!!!! Can I please, PLEASE!!! get a mitten for my birthday!!! They are so cute!!!

Why of course not!!! Those animals are vile! My goodness young man! You should know better than to let some mittens into this house anyway!!

I HATE YOU!

by Mittens, mittens, baby mouse. April 1, 2010

Minted

To be die by a mint, mint flavoured item.

Person A: Did you hear about Tim?

Person B: No, what happened?

Person A: He tried to eat an entire pack of polo's in one and died.

Person B: Ah man, what a minted bitch.

by mintman574 March 19, 2010

pink mitten

when a persons asshole is pulled out exposing the intestine (usually due to the insertion of a large dildo) and then it puckers and is sucked back in. Also refered to as a pink starfish.

damn bitch, that sure is a nasty pink mitten you got there

by Kdawgy December 29, 2006

Mintune

A subunit of time, similar to the minute; one mintue = one half minute.

"Hurry up, I have to be at school in twenty mintunes!"

"You're late, but only by four mintunes."

by Clopot December 29, 2007

miltennium

1. The thousand-year period (or decade) starting in the year 2010.

2. An second chance for those who missed the real millennium celebrations because they believed the Y2K disaster hype and spent New Year's Eve 2000 locked in a concrete bunker anticipating the end of the world (which is now slated for 2012).

3. A more impressive-sounding name for a 10th anniversary, an alternate word for decade, which is too similar to "decayed" and "decadence" to sound as positive.

"This New Year's I'll be partying like it's 2009 cuz it's the start of the new miltennium!"

"Since there's no Y2K10 bug, we can ring in the miltennium by celebrating instead of worrying like at the millennium."

Urban Dictionary has been around for a whole miltennium!

by Saint Mike December 26, 2009

Mantenna

Another word for male genitalia. Synonymous with Wang, Wiener, Cock, Dick, Junk, and any other word for Penis.

Guy 1:"So, hows reception on the old mantenna?"

Guy 2:"Reception on the the wha?"

by Khazilla November 26, 2010

mantengo

slang for welfare (Puerto Rico)

Ese tipo no busca trabajo, se dedica a vivir del mantengo.

by tercerriel September 24, 2011