Midget Tossing

The act of tossing a carp back into the water when it gets all squirly so not to harm it by dropping it on the ground or boat.

1. Raul call Frodo and lets go Midget Tossing. 2. I didn't want get slimed by that carp so I tossed his midget ass back into the water. 3. That midget looked cute until I tried to pick it up so I tossed I just tossed it.

by BentRodMedia October 24, 2011

midget

often referred to as 'elfitis' midgets are defined as being vertically challenged and the center of most perverse porno films with low quality.

I just saw a 'midget' in a jar of jelly with 2 fat women

by reveal October 4, 2007

FRIENDLESS MIDGET

tom

tom is a FRIENDLESS MIDGET

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

Midget Dumping

The act of allowing a small person known as a midget to defacate on your chest.

"hey malachy, that midget is dumping on my chest"
"Well Ian, you do like a bit of midget dumping, dont you"

by lawboffin March 28, 2009

vaginal midgets

Midgets which live in your vagina, and everytime you get your period, they wake up and begin to chop up your organs.

"I fucking hate having vaginal midgets,I just lost my liver last week!"

by Nikmiesterman April 12, 2008

Big Midget

somebody who is bigger than the average midget, but smaller than the average person

omg look its that Big Midget from Fold!!

by BM-Fold February 13, 2009

midget

Modern-day "dwarves".

"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me

"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 21, 2004