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Math Honors

the worst hell t ever exist to become so-called "smart"
by Rosellia February 15, 2022
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Math Homework Crackdown

When the Communist Party of China (CCP) is toying with the idea of limiting the number of hours students could spend on their school math homework every day, much to the relief of millions of math-anxious students and their parents, so that the time could be better spent on non-academic pursuits, or on familiarizing themselves with Xi’s socialist writings.
Unlike the CCP’s dreaded crackdown of its domestic gaming industry, such as prohibiting minors from playing video games Monday through Thursday and limiting their play to one hour on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights, its rumored math homework crackdown is being anticipated by both students and parents.
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mathalogicly

A and R's relationship is mathalogicly straight
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Math Teacher

A person who give's you information that you will never use in life.
Dude my math teacher is really a person who gives you information you will NEVER use in life
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Milk Math

When a person combines milk of one percentage with milk of another in order to create milk with a lower fat content.
"Dude, I hate the way 1% milk tastes but I'm watching my weight. So I did some milk math and mixed 1% and 2% to get 1 1/2%. It's not as good as 2% milk, but it's better than 1%."
by Friendofthemilkmathmaster January 3, 2011
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Ex-Math

The logical study and application of basic mathematical principles to deduce when your significant other was last with their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.

While founded in the scientific theory, ex-math should not be considered for a major field of study as the process is often characterized by the absence of objective and rational thought.
Girlfriend: "I wondered after I left about the age you said you were when you were with XX so I put everything in a calendar. You said you were 24 so that was a couple of months before me? :-) sorry. I try not to be curious about stuff as that is typically not a good thing. But I wondered it and so I'm just...um..saying that I was curious."

Boyfriend: "Well if you're going to use ex-math, put it on a Chinese calendar. That way I haven't been with her since last year. Does that make you feel better?"
by Drexlzorg November 9, 2011
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Bank Math

A method of financial management that involves rounding any transaction up to the next dollar amount. Bank math prevents any overdrafting of bank accounts because the amount remaining in the account is always more than you believe it to be.
Let's see, the burger is $4.79, and the fries are $2.19. So quick Bank Math, that's like $8, and I have $15 in my account, so I should have $7 left for tonight.
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