machochist

Usually beefy gymgoers that yell 'motivational' phrases at themselves, as they overexert themselves for a 'perfect' bod. Never skipping legday, never going easy on themselves.

Glenn is such a machochist, he's always at the gym, yelling at himself in front of a mirror going like, "FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN. FEEL THE BUUURN! "
He's got hella pecs tho.

by ChickenAtHeart February 2, 2016

Machoogiechoogie

Mollie

Wow Mollie is such a sweet machoogiechoogie

by chickenfingernuggets December 19, 2018

MacBook

A laptop that is often trashed on urban dictionary by little broke dwarfs that will always and forever be too broke to buy one and ever experience the thing they are trashing.

person one: MacBooks are so gay.
Person two:SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BROKE DWARF NOT LIKE YOU CAN AFFORD ONE ANYWAY!

by skinnyyoungTHUG July 9, 2019

macedonia

desrcibtion: Former member of the 'Greek City-States'.

synonim: Greek ass-kisser

Aim: To respect Greece forever, because they let Macedonia be a member of their nation

Philips II: Let's unite Greece!

Greeks: Who the hell are you son?

Phillips II: I'm philly, from macedonia, your greatest fan! If I can join you, Greeks, my son will try to conquer the world, with your armies, under the name of Greece. He will fail miserably, but will be remembered forever!

Greek1: Sure why not, aye?
Greek2: aye!
Greek3: aye!
Greek4: aye!
Greek5: aye!
etc.

by O.B.Ron January 5, 2008

macdonna

madonna wannabe.one who has diva like tendencies.An exotic dancer.

look at laura shake that booty.what a macdonna.

by robx October 6, 2004

Macho Mug

a drinking game.
what you need;
a large bottle/pitcher
beer or any kind of alcohol and mixers
people

fill the bottle up with beer (or equal parts alcohol and mixer) and pass the bottle around singing ;

"macho macho mug! (insert name here) is gonna chug the macho mug!"

OR
"macho macho bottle! (insert name here) is gonna throttle the macho bottle!"

pass around until the whole thing is gone (:

Macho Macho Mug! Jen is gonna chug the macho mug!

by yeahthatperson May 17, 2011

Macedonian

A person who is ethnically Macedonian...He is neither a Serb,nor Bulgarian,nor Albanian,and nor greek...He enjoys drinking home made RAKIJA who will get u drunk from one drip.He enjoys parties.A widehearted person who is very friendly to everyone,but also can become a deadly enemy if insulted.He enjoys killing greeks.Perhaps he is most close to the Turkish people more than others.Also the history and LAND of his nation is stolen from Gayreece Bulgaria and Serbia...He is hated by them because his identity...Although there are proofs that the Macedonian are different people from the greeks of FOPOG(Former Ottoman Province of Greece)the bulgarians and serbians...And a few questions...If the Macedonians were greeks then how come they butchered the greek armies at the battle of Chaeronea,burnt Teba to ash,worshipped different God from the greeks?And if they were Bulgarians,why did they joined forces against the Bulgarians in XX century and fought against the Bulgarian occupator in 1945?And if they were Serbs then why did they killed the serbian king in Marseille in 1939?-Although these races try to steal the history they know they will lose the war against the Macedonians...

Greek:Are you from Skopia?
Macedonian:NO,IM FROM MACEDONIA..
Greek:So,you are greek?
Macedonian:Are u kidding me...GREEKS ARE GAYS...
Greek:Gamisou malaka!!!
Macedonian:(hits him a punch and the greek falls 4 meters away)
Bulgarian:O bratja Makedonci...Kakvo pravite vie v nasha i vasha Blgarija?
Macedonian:Nasha?(hits the bulgarian with punch and the bulgarian yells:AH SHTE TI EBA MAJKATA SRABSKA!!!)
Serb:O Makedonac,shta ima novo u BJRM(FYROM)
Macedonian:Pa toa shto go nema vo BJRS(FYROS)(Former Yugoslavian Republic of Serbia)...
Serb:Ah mamu ti jebem bugarskog...
Macedonian:(hits the serb with a punch and the serb cries)...
Turk:Hey,are you from Macedonia
Macedonian:Yes,I am...
Turk:Nice...You are like brother to me...

by Alexander III the Great November 2, 2008