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Send in the Marines!

Staff Sergeant: Ethan, what's the Navy's official policy for a gunfight?

Metal-1 aka our handsome talking robot brother: Send in the Marines!
by BlAnkNatto December 13, 2022
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Milkshake Marine

A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.
Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...

See : Douchebag, Show Pony.
by HIV69 November 14, 2012
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marinated ice

ice that has been marinating in a drink for while therefore soaking up the liquid
Harry: “This ice taste like grape juice.”

Ashley: “That’s because it’s marinated ice.”
by ashgotthecash January 11, 2019
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Marine Wank

The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
masturbate wank wanker
by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016
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Wounded Marine

A wounded soldier that has been left in close proximity to a shower or bathtub; An unfinished shower beer.
We found 3 wounded marines next to the soap dish after the party. We played Taps while we emptied them down the drain.
by lilblacktombo September 10, 2011
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Marination Station

A pussy, cunt or twat used to tenderize and marinate objects, such as cigars, popsicles, etc.

(Let the juices flow!) (The 'station' isn't just for marinating your dick!)
President Clinton loved to marinate cigars in Monica Lewinsky's Marination Station!
by MOCO & P-Phat November 8, 2012
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Marin Karin

Famously used by Mitsuru Kirijo in Persona 3 to immediately make any battle take a turn for the worse. It inflicts charm and always misses.
Misturu: MARIN KARIN!

Miss

Player: why are you like this.
by KoboldFighter November 4, 2022
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