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loserbater

someone who masterbates while doing it poorly...obviously. Someone who can't fuck themselves right..or worse, and likely never to have a girlfriend.
mr.bean and pee-wee herman are loserbaters.
by hot-rod-god August 29, 2010
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Sore Loser

by Harddaddydeep November 8, 2020
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Bald Loser

Being a bald loser is more than being bald.

A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
NALDO: Hey what ever happened to that bald loser?

BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .

BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?

NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?

BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?

2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.

NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..

BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!

NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
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loserness

havin a lot of loser qualities
Cameron is full of loserness.
by Vallerie Lopez May 9, 2007
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Loserer

Loserer is more of a loser
Dajah Woods is a loserer
by conn ken December 23, 2008
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loser cruiser

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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Loser Circle

adj. A group of hippies situated in a circle in the middle of a park playing Kumbayah Garbage with banjos.
If you have to look at this your in the Loser Circle...
by MC Clap Yo Handz September 14, 2010
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