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Personal Library

The bathroom is my personal library, Because it's nice and quiet.
by Nintendo220 November 11, 2010
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libby-lib

A condescending term for Stupid Liberal. A libby-lib is someone who is a liberal, but has no idea why, and often behave quite childishly. Are known to interject their hatred of all-things-Bush into discussions as non-sequiturs, such as howling about the Iraq War during a convo about Hurricane Katrina, the American League Penant Race, or the merits of getting Chinese food for dinner.
Adam: "Dewd, Jim thinks that jacking taxes up to the moon will help the economy?"
Bob: "Don't bother with him bro'...he's a libby-lib; his brain is a logic-free environment."
by Daver-Dave September 27, 2005
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Librage

1. Prounounced "Lieb-rage"; Noun. An intense feeling of anger and hopelessness experienced during a prolonged stay in a library. The issue is usually on of trivial importance, but the isolating environment of a library makes the anger more acute.
Person 1: Did you see that hateful e-mail John Doe sent out to fifty people?

Person 2: Don't worry; John Doe was in the library writing a seminar paper. He was probably just experiencing librage.

Person 1: Well, that's a relief.
by TheKTZ June 3, 2009
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library air

An unbelievably nasty fart, whether on purpose or just bubbled it's way out of the public etiquette dissenters ass, that is a public killer worse than anthrax, SARS, avian bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, cancer, west nile virus and AIDS combined and especially worse when silent.

Coined from the time I went with a friend of mine to the library so he could renew his library card and rent music CDs and while bent over I started to smell an odor so foul it had to have come from a fat person's ass so I look over at him to whisper if he farted and smiled only to say "Yeah! Hehehe!" I had to move away from the immediate radius for fear of nuclear radiation that silently crept from his ass.

It's a nasty public fart.
Jesus, what's with the library air? Noone wants to smell your last taco!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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Libriphilia

Someone who is aroused merely by passages, characters, or sexually charged thematic messages in Literature.
A: Have you read All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren yet?

B: Why, yes I have, and I blame Jack Burden for my libriphilia.
by thebookthief11 August 24, 2009
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librical thump

Sex of any sort, mainly vaginal or anal as to cause thumps on a wall or such, in the library shelve area.
Guy 1:Dude, i just had a librical thump!
Guy 2:What? Howd you pull that off?
Guy 1:No one goes to the autobiography section.
Guy 2:Nice
by Mr Fergison May 28, 2010
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Libretiquette

Library Etiquette (e.g., being quiet, not eating fragrant food, and generally not being a douche in a library, especially at a university around the end of a semester).
Hey, douchebag, go have dinner and come back. It's poor libretiquette to be eating your damn curry noodles in the library.
by SockMonkie December 2, 2010
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