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The bathroom is my personal library, Because it's nice and quiet.
by Nintendo220 November 11, 2010
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Librage

1. Prounounced "Lieb-rage"; Noun. An intense feeling of anger and hopelessness experienced during a prolonged stay in a library. The issue is usually on of trivial importance, but the isolating environment of a library makes the anger more acute.
Person 1: Did you see that hateful e-mail John Doe sent out to fifty people?

Person 2: Don't worry; John Doe was in the library writing a seminar paper. He was probably just experiencing librage.

Person 1: Well, that's a relief.
by TheKTZ June 3, 2009
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library air

An unbelievably nasty fart, whether on purpose or just bubbled it's way out of the public etiquette dissenters ass, that is a public killer worse than anthrax, SARS, avian bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, cancer, west nile virus and AIDS combined and especially worse when silent.

Coined from the time I went with a friend of mine to the library so he could renew his library card and rent music CDs and while bent over I started to smell an odor so foul it had to have come from a fat person's ass so I look over at him to whisper if he farted and smiled only to say "Yeah! Hehehe!" I had to move away from the immediate radius for fear of nuclear radiation that silently crept from his ass.

It's a nasty public fart.
Jesus, what's with the library air? Noone wants to smell your last taco!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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libat

One who resides outside of the original home. Sometimes known as a Libat-miriam.
A moses is owned by a Libat.
by back at ya March 9, 2008
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Librar

A creature born from darkness, it lives in the shadows of campuses nationwide seeking out those whom it may prey upon. The Librar is prone to uttering strange sounds during moments of emotion and enjoys greatly the pain of its pupils. Receiving a perfect on a paper or test in a the Librar's class is close to impossible because the Librar either does not know how to teach or believes original student work is open to its own skewed interpretation, usually of the negative nature.
Ben-"Hey, bro, what'd you get on that paper we turned in last Friday?"
Phil-"I got a C, bro. The professor said that 'my paragraphs aren't structured enough'."
Ben-"Dude, that's total BS; everyone that read your paper said that it was concise and easy to follow. Don't worry about it, dude, she's just a Librar."
by Mr. Blackhawk September 8, 2011
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librarillusion

Thinking you are being productive by sitting in the library even though you are procrastinating as much as at home
jim went to the library to study for his finals but then suffered from librarillusion
by whinniepoop January 20, 2013
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libraid

Library raid
When writing a paper/assignment, and you raid the library of all the books remotely relevant to your subject.

or
After finishing a book/series, and crave new books, then you need to go on a libraid
-Damn, this assignment is killing me, had to go on a frakkin' libraid yesterday.

-Man, I've finished all my books, I need to go on another libraid, find something new to read.
by food-E February 3, 2014
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