sit on the police lap

To "sit on the police lap" is defined as snitching.

The same ones setting it off be the first ones to sit on the police lap.

by Big Daddy Hustler March 21, 2021

Lap dance dial

When your receiving a lap dance, your phone rings, and because of the high speed grinding answers.

I was enjoying a pleasant lap dance when my phone started ringing. Due to the intensity of the dance she answered my phone by lap dance dialing, with my boss on the other end. My boss then heard “fuck me like my boss does every Friday. “ Now I’m fired and looking for a new job

by Bigbrachcock11 June 7, 2018

Minnesota Lap Dance

An act in which the receiver sits in the front seat of a snowed over vehicle and the giver (or the dancer) scrapes the ice off of the windshield in an act of seduction or kindness.

-"Babe will you go start my car? It's freezing outside"

"Better yet Megan I'll give you the ol' Minnesota Lap Dance"

-"Dude she's honestly the one for me."

"How do you know?"

"On our first date we went to a family function of mine up north. Before we left she gave me a full treatment Minnesota Lap Dance without me even asking."

by Niceboimn November 29, 2018

sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."

by that kind of dad June 1, 2016

Lap-Dance Line

The limit of acceptable physical contact between two platonic opposite gender friends, established by mutual agreement.

Karen and Bob decided that hugging and kissing on the cheek didn't cross the Lap-Dance Line for them, but motorboating did.

by KronocideStl March 15, 2009

Fuzzy Lap Flounder

1. The pleasure tunnel of a woman, used for sexual intercourse, and disposal of urin. 2. The fishy surprise found at the mid section of a women.

Dayne will never touch a fuzzy lap flounder.

by Joel OSU March 31, 2003

run a lap miller

someone that makes you run laps.

run a lap miller made me run 700 laps.

by fuck boston October 7, 2007