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Loveland High School 

The definitive microcosm for the American white, middle-class high school experience.

There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.

Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.

It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
"I'm from Loveland High School, and every day I grow a little more tired of my horrifically tedious journey from this god-forsaken high school to University of Cincinnati to a 9-5 job to an eventual

and inevitable death."

Lonely Rolling Star

The greatest katamari damacy song by far, maybe even the greatest song ever. A song about a woman who's lover has a tendency to roll away from her, and how much she desperately wants him to roll back.
ayo bro lonely rolling star is a banger
that term from that abba song..i think it means like you radiate love it's cute
"you're such a lovelight, you make me feel so warm inside"
lovelight by bigdickboy1213 December 15, 2021

the lively 

a varying unit of measurement determined by the height of alec lively over the weight of alec lively. note that measurement makes know absolute statement regarding the dimensions of the object being measured. subnote...alec lively is not actually one lively in measurement.
why find the mass of that when we can just use the lively? or maybe just drink until our hearts stop?
the lively by Dj DSL October 10, 2004

The Lonely Redneck 

When one consumes alcohol and molests a piece of taxidermy.
The Lonely Redneck has had no luck with the ladies tonight, and he's way too drunk to catch anything that is alive...
The Lonely Redneck by Nickslice October 19, 2009

reverse lonely cowboy 

Masturbating with your dominant hand reverse grip (with palm on top).
Ricardo is bored, lonely, and sick of the same old fapping, so he decided to flip his hand around and try Reverse Lonely Cowboy style.