The definitive microcosm for the American
white, middle-class high school experience.
There is
nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building'
s construction in 2000
AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-
spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social
clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band
kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic
kid, every robotics
kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
"I'm from Loveland High School, and every day I grow a little more tired of my horrifically tedious
journey from this god-forsaken high school to University of
Cincinnati to a 9-5 job to an eventual
and inevitable
death."