The best type of samosa there is. Samosa Kings will always have your back when you have no clue what you're doing in the bot section of a discord server. Samosa Kings are not IT workers nor are they tits, ass, or elbows to the face. They are your friend whether you know it or not.
by pikashae July 24, 2019
Get the Samosa Kingmug. 
After a few days/weeks or sometimes months of being unable to find yourself in a situation where you can masterbate, It will be paramount for your health and well-being to have a king wank or as some say, a King Wankathon. A king wank consists of multiple back to back wanks (sometimes hitting double figures). After you’ve completed this task you will need an armchair to sit and to rest your arms like a king would on his thrown. As a bonus while performing the act you get a ‘no one can touch me right now’ kind of feel whilst the dopamine courses through your veins.
Where’s Tom? Oh that’s right he was staying at his parents house for the last few days, he must have had a king wank when he got home, he’d be fast asleep, ‘All hail king Tom’.
by King wank July 31, 2019
Get the King Wankmug. The sesh king is a name given to the the one of the Bois who has seshed the hardest during the night. This includes getting the most fucked up on all substances possible. It's Normally Ed Alger.
by Juanboiii November 15, 2017
Get the sesh kingmug. This is a finishing sex move that is not suggested on certain people. Standing up doggystyle and when you feel yourself about to bust, knee the girl in the back of the knee so she falls to her knees, when she turns to complain, bang facial.
by Thomas&Friends November 5, 2010
Get the King's Kneelmug.