The richer, classier side of New Jersey.
Hated by South Jersey because we use their shores then return home to our nicer, larger houses and better school systems.
Hated by South Jersey because we use their shores then return home to our nicer, larger houses and better school systems.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: New Jersey
Person 1: So are you a guido or something?
Person 2: No; I'm from North Jersey
Person 2: New Jersey
Person 1: So are you a guido or something?
Person 2: No; I'm from North Jersey
by indignantbear November 22, 2011
Get the North Jersey mug.Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.
Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
by Palmerstone May 9, 2008
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The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.
After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.
by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011
Get the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride mug.When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.
I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.
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Get the Jersey mug.A wife beater which, while at a barbecue, the wearer takes off and proceeds to use as a napkin in order to remove the excess barbecue sauce from his or her face. The wife beater can also be used to clean up other substances, such as whiskey, blood, urine, or raw meat juice.
"Wow, I would really look like a scum bag if I didn't have my New Jersey napkin to wipe all this shit off my face!"
by lesliex88 October 14, 2008
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#1: new jersey is an industrial dump
while its true we have industry, its only near the border, we keep the inside nice and awsome , the industry just keeps the evil newyorkers and pennsylvanians from getting in
#2: we say joisey
no, only new yorkers drop the "new" and forget the "r"
#3 we are all poor and ugly
wrong agian, new jersey is wealthy, and has some of the finest ass around,
#1: new jersey is an industrial dump
while its true we have industry, its only near the border, we keep the inside nice and awsome , the industry just keeps the evil newyorkers and pennsylvanians from getting in
#2: we say joisey
no, only new yorkers drop the "new" and forget the "r"
#3 we are all poor and ugly
wrong agian, new jersey is wealthy, and has some of the finest ass around,
man: oh your from new jersey, what exit? HAHAH
NJ dude:..... at least im smart enough to know how a car works
man: im gonna go run into a pole now
NJ dude:..... at least im smart enough to know how a car works
man: im gonna go run into a pole now
by mykel.d2 June 6, 2005
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