New Jersey

Not New York.

-Have you been to New York yet?
-Yeah, I were in New Jersey the other week.
-Dude.

by Mister Sheilaman August 15, 2010

New Jersey Turnpike

Important link in the Northeast megalopolis from Boston to Richmond. Highly regarded as "one of the worst roads in America," but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from Exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. Only freeway link from New York City to Baltimore, so many use the NJTP as a through route. This is why New Jersey has a bad image, since the REAL New Jersey is away from the Turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the Union). This highway is also called the "New Jersey Speedway" since police will not stop you unless you're going above 80 MPH.

I once took the New Jersey Turnpike to New York, but when I got there, I asked myself, "Why waste my time in that shithole?" and turned around to go to Philadelphia instead for a cheesesteak.

by Eagles Fan In Tampa December 11, 2003

Jersey Puller

A girl who "attaches" herself to a member of a local (or national if she lucky) team in order to get into pubs and clubs.
Usually underage and sporting so much fake tan she resembles an "umpa lumpa" and badly done make up.

See her over there she's an awful Jersey Puller.

by Jake Jr. July 12, 2009

jersey justice

A term coined by former Baltimore Ravens defensive tackle Tony Siragusa to describe beating the living shit out of someone in retribution for any offense, real or perceived. Generally, the retribution is greater than the crime.

SIRAGUSA: Yeah, I had a guy in Philadelphia throw a snowball. He was a little shocked when I climbed into the stands. And gave a little Jersey justice, you know what I mean.

by Geoff Lilley January 10, 2011

Jersey Deep Freeze

The act of sticking a frozen popsicle stick into the anus of another person for sexual pleasure or just to degrade said person.

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"I gave her a Jersey Deep Freeze and apparently she doesn't like orange."
"What a cunt."

by poop sex jr August 24, 2011

Jersey Slut

A term in beer pong for a re-rack typically featuring 5 cups with 3 in a fashion parallel to the table length interlocked with 2 in a fashion parallel to the table length. This term originated in 2010 in Washington, DC and is also known, often times, as a zipper. If racked correctly, it may resemble Snooki's 2010 body shape.

Bro 1: Hey, dude, I'm sucking dick at this game right now.
Bro 2: Yeah, you are, broski. You better get a re-rack.
Bro 1: Yeah, brah. I'll have a jersey slut.
*Bro 2 re-racks to a jersey slut*
Bro 1: Thanks, bro.
Bro 2: Always got your back, bro. Bros for life.
Bro 1: Total bromance.
Bro 2: For sure. Jersey sluts all day.

by JerseySlore August 17, 2014

jersey bam bam

When you are banging a hot chick, fall on the floor and get smacked in the ass by a guy named Mark coming into the wrong room.

I was pulling a jersey bam bam and have the sore knees to prove it.

by Teagen April 5, 2015