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iPhone

The greatest mobile device ever made.

People call it overpriced, but notice that it has 2.5x faster internet for a bare 200 dollars, i mean for 200 dollars you can't even get a comparable ipod nano or touch plus a decent 3G phone with GPS and 3G networking.

I mean, just as a music player it's worth 200 bucks already, it's simply the best mobile device ever made.

People who diss it usually can't afford one (which is really sad considering how much cheaper it is now) or are just jealous and greedy fags and misters.

In other words, GO GET ONE.
Thank you.

(and with ATNT you have to pay a $150 deposit thou... D:, but that's for the 16GB one, it's probably cheaper for the 8GB one.)
"That fag Jeffery was flaunting his new Helio Ocean around like a real douche. I showed him when I iPwned him (the act of pwning a lesser phone with the iPhone) with my awesome 16GB black 3G iPhone!"
by LOLninjacat October 1, 2008
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iPhonese

The barely intelligible language written by people trying to type on their iPhone.
Ed: Duck I chat nrliwverhat ducking happened
Mike: Hunh? I can't understand your iPhonese.
by Joe Charlier December 22, 2008
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iPhone-Obvious

It becomes obvious that one is creeping on an iPhone on Facebook when each of their comments/wall posts/statuses starts with a capital letter - as opposed to a computer where a capital letter where not be used.
tommy: 'love factory' is much nicer than 'brothel'

heckler: Haha yeah

tommy: you're creeping on an iPhone aren't you? hells iPhone-obvious pal.

heckler: No.... Err how'd you know?
by tcfildes April 24, 2010
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iPhone Taxi Looser

Everybody who lost or forget their iPhones in Taxi's and never get them back.
Alex: Raz... what's wrong frate?

Oh... frate... I am an iPhone Taxi Looser!

The Taxi-Gipsy-Driver (TGD) said that he hasn't find anything... he is a liar!

Sam: Oh frate... you are really an iPhone Taxi Looser...
by nuklearstephon September 23, 2010
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iPhone 8

Look at my iPhone 8 I got in 2015.
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Iphone

omg ur iphone
by PatekWater69 May 15, 2019
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Iphone 11 pro max

The new apple Iphones which have fidget spinner looking cameras and they have super long names as usual but you can also call this phone Iphone fidget spinner pro max.It’s mostly used too flex.The design has not changed at all since the last two years because we’re apple and we make you buy any Iphone no matter what.
Tony:Hey did you see my new Iphone 11s Pro Max ?

Johnny:That’s a pretty dumb name for a phone...
Johnny:Can you spin the fidget spinner at the top of the phone?
(Iphone 11s pro max is next year’s model)
Iphone 11 Pro max means the new Fidget spinner looking Iphone
by Flammyboiii October 1, 2019
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