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Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009
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Masturbator's block

When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.
God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?

Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
by avialae November 15, 2020
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Dot blocked

When a marching band is performing a show and someone lands on someone else's dot, or position on the field, making the person unable to correctly hit their dot. Similar to cock blocking.
Man, I was supposed to be on the 20 yard line but I got dot blocked!
by thefb October 12, 2010
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Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.
Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night
by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018
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chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.
Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"
by jonnyfuckinblaze December 15, 2011
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block choppy

A choppy block style haircut. When your bangs are too square and section off into chunks. Similar to a barcode.
Anna got her bangs trimmed, they look a bit block choppy.
by Lavlav47 April 23, 2018
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slot blocking

A term used when someone tries to prevent their female friend from having intercourse.
1) Josh and Steve attempted slot blocking their friends at the Blarney Stone last night.
by TracynSteph August 17, 2011
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