When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.
God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
by avialae November 15, 2020
Get the Masturbator's blockmug. by Manfred the Degenerate March 9, 2021
Get the 4tech blockmug. 1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.
2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.
*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009
Get the Douche Blockmug. A choppy block style haircut. When your bangs are too square and section off into chunks. Similar to a barcode.
by Lavlav47 April 23, 2018
Get the block choppymug. by efaith December 4, 2019
Get the squat blockedmug. copy-block \ kop-ee blok \ , verb;
the act of sending a print job to the copier so large that it "blocks" others from printing to that machine temporarily
the act of sending a print job to the copier so large that it "blocks" others from printing to that machine temporarily
by Scotch1979 January 12, 2012
Get the copy-blockmug. 