iPants

when an Apple product cannot perform a basic task, which all other products of that genre take as a standard feature:

my <apple product> doesn't do that <insert basic capability>, it's so iPants

my iPhone doesn't do <insert basic capability of smartphone>, it's so iPants

by iamdm April 21, 2010

all i want for christmas is you

the greatest modern christmas song of all time. it gets played everywhere nonstop through the holiday season and is incredibly jolly and upbeat. if you dont like it then youre a grinch who hates christmas and jesus

mariah carey really snapped with the bop that is all i want for christmas is you huh

by anonymous October 11, 2020

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

Iwat

Pernounced: "I wit, I what, I wat, or I watt"

1. (n.) Someone who was always about to do something, but for some reason never does.

2. (n.) Someone who when you tell them to do something always say they were just about to.

3. (v.) "I was about to!"

1. Friend 1: Girlll i can't believe you let her say that to you.
Friend 2: Yeah listen girl the lord was with her cause I was about to punch that b@#$% in the face.
Friend 1: Shutup Iwat.

2. Mom: Aye boy you just gonna crap on my toilet and leave it?
Son: I was about to, i was just going to get a spunge!
Mom: Iwat, just clean it.

3. Mom: Son get this crap up of my toilet, I already told you once!
Son: Iwat!

by Jamal Davis and Eddie Moore October 9, 2008

iWannabe

A word that will tell u if someone doesn't have an iPhone.

John: Hey mike, how was the telephonic interview?
Mike: It was good until, it just came out... and they rejected me
John: WHAT? U came out to ur interviewer?
Mike: NO... u dumbo... iWannabe but I am in the closet. They didn't hire me coz i Don't have an IPHONE!

by Inspector Tequila November 3, 2011

imantas

Lithuanian variation of the name imants. A party animal that goes all night.

Dude, how is imantas still partying?!

by Ivens Dictionary March 23, 2017

I Want to talk to someone

hey, it will all get better kay? just because u don't see the end doesn't mean there isn't one. talk to someone u trust or someone who u know wont betray u. if u don't have someone, try joining friendly online servers to talk to someone but do be cautious. hug a pillow sometimes if u can't get a hug, it helps a lot. don't hurt yourself, u don't deserve it even if u think u do. u deserve a better time :)

try checking friendly discord servers. ones ik is friendscord

take care, hope u have a better time soon, u matter.

i want to talk to someone too

by It will be better June 4, 2022