Saint Helena School (SHS)

Saint Helena School is a small catholic school located in Blue Bell PA that is made up of 99.9% white people. They are worlds nicest people. They either belong to Cedarbrook Country Club or Nor Gwyn Pool Club. They all where uniforms and do not act catholic at all. The boys talk about all the hot girls, the new rap songs, football, hooking up and juul, but odly have good grades. The girls talk about extra credit, Riverdale, field hockey and what answers they got on the SS test, and have amazing grades. The boys think the girls are weird and the girls think the boys are weird but somehow have crushes on each other. The girls roll their skirts because they are to long and the boys take off their winter sweaters because they think the sweaters are weird. On dress down days all the kids where sweatpants and dont give a damn on what they look like. Every kid has a Patagonia coat, a vineyard vine and pre-wrap/halo headbands Everyone at SHS knows people from WISS or UD. Everyone loves Notre Dame, Villinova or Penn State and where so upset when Carson Wentz tore his ACL. There are 4 schools that these kids might go to for high school, Mount, Gwynedd, LaSalle or PREP. The kids here are very hard workers and even the dumbest kids study because they know they need first honers and a scholarship for 20K or higher. The boys play football at recess while the girls gossip in a small circle. These kids have grown to be family and car-pool every week. There really is no other place like SHS.

I would not be where I am without Saint Helena School (SHS)

by tl_tl January 2, 2018

the Hellen Keller

when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.

Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now.

Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!

Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.

by Sniffles Bakalakastan June 27, 2009

Help Helen Smash

The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”

Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”

by startgame_88 October 11, 2018

Marie-Helene

She is a very loud, and outgoing person. She doesn't let anyone get in her way. Speaks her mind. Also looking for the long term results.

I'm about to Marie-Helene myself out of this situation.

by joyful-J November 16, 2016

a buck and a helen

one hundred and twenty five miles per hour.

them's cops fina chasin me, but i fina doin a buck and a helen

by west side December 27, 2003

Heleny

The feeling of crazy. The feeling of being oUt-Of-SorTs. Feeling completely out-of-touch, but feigning as if I'm completely in control of the situation. Pretty much just feel like a complete nut-job, similar to Helen Shiller, that bold face lies to her constituents and then brings pizza from her boyfriend's restaurant to make everyone feel better.. ps. the pizza sucks, so this is an ineffective more.

I'm feeling very Heleny today.

by 46thRebel February 21, 2007

Helen Keller

The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.

James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"

Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"

by Casual T Shirt December 2, 2009