Haitian Handkerchief

When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth and nose, and then her partner blows their nose.

I was going down on my girl while I had severe allergies. She suggested a Haitian Handkerchief for efficiency.

by Indy the Great January 23, 2019

Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.

"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

by TheLolcat22 May 8, 2019

Left Handed Sandbag

Used when your talking to your homies about something sexual with a girl that you can’t specify.

“Yo Hailey gave me a left handed sandbag last night.”

by East bound jit March 20, 2021

Queef Hanger

Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.

2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.

3. Momentary distance from gratification.

Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.

Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.

by Chesapeake Charlie October 31, 2022

Left Handed Daphne

Left Handed Daphne means vagina; whore with a deep vagina.

"All my coworkers are left handed daphnes"

by bigmouthfacts May 19, 2023

the serpent handlers of west virginia

A punk rock band in the bowels of southern west virginia noted for alcohol and drug use also serpent handling any other history is unknown

{guyDid u hear the serpent handlers of west virginia
{guy}Yea that shit was wack

by Loren Hatfield November 13, 2007

tossed the handkerchief to

A crude expression. Meaning a man has finished with a woman.

Derived from a literal Act of a man tossing a handkerchief or other cloth to a woman so that she may clean his cum off of herself

She was sad, he tossed the handkerchief to her and never talked to her again

by O'Brien Patrick October 18, 2017