Teddy Bear Hamster

A tiny rodent, which is a common pet. That is extremely fluffy and cute!

What type of hamster is this?
Oh he's a teddy bear hamster.

by Squishy mongoose October 31, 2019

Joey the hamster girl

A sweet person who loves hamsters very much but is slowly going broke from spending all of their money on their pet hamster.

Person A: Have you met Joey the hamster girl yet?
Person B: Nah. She seems nice, though.
Person C: She's really great, but she's not going to have any money left if she keeps buying expensive things for her hamster.

by your average cartoon lover June 6, 2021

I think I broke a hamstring...

What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.

Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

hamster.duct-tape

The end of the world.
Full name, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape.d

I was browsing the newsgroups for hamster duct-tape bestiality.

by Sarge October 22, 2003

Hamster Pocket

A term for anus derived from the character Minsc from Baldurs Gate always having his sidekick hamster Boo with him.

Comedian Dan Bialek coined the term after his co host Andrew DeWitt on the Gamedians podcast named Baldurs gate one of the funniest video games of all time due to Minsc always referring to Boo.

"That is the stupidest thing you ever said man, you must have pulled that one out of your hamster pocket!"

Jim-"My boss totally pissed me off yesterday so I told him to shove it in his hamster pocket."
Joe-"Oh man then what happened"
Jim-"I don't think he knew what it meant but I still got fired"

by Originalirishman February 9, 2013

Hamstai

Hamster + hentai

Hey dude... I just found the hottest hamstai.. I jerked off to it it was so hot...

by breadboner November 7, 2013

HAMsgiving

The weekend directly before Thanksgiving in which you and your friends spend time going "Hard as A Motherfucker". This is done in preparation for actual Thanksgiving where going HAM is not appropriate in front of Grandma.

Richard, why are you drunk and yelling profanities at the television? Didn't you get enough of that last Sunday during HAMsgiving ? Next year maybe you should stay in Vegas for a couple more days.

by cunit44 January 17, 2016