Gravity

What keeps your feet on the ground. Turns off when drunk or tired.

Shit I can't walk!
Oh don't you know gravity turns off when you're drunk!

by lmfaoemogirl August 3, 2011

couch gravity

couch gravity is when you're being lazy all day long and can't get off the couch.

Hey mate, how about some soccer today?
Sorry but I can't. The couch gravity takes hold of me, it is too strong. perhaps another day.

by fierle franz May 1, 2010

Granite

Something that is disgusting.

My girlfriend cooked me dinner last night and it was granite!

by kwinksy August 26, 2008

gravity

A Bong that floats with you after its usage

yo! yea hold on. I gotta hit the gravity first Dude.

by johnny fed December 3, 2006

Gramatification

Often seen on the comments on Facebook posts throughout the internet; it is to find joy and self worth whilst explicitly pointing out the error in grammar/spelling/punctuation in an online post or article (other than one's own). It heightens the view you have of your intellect and wit; while at the same time destroying others credibility. Often it can be accompanied by a witty remark, sarcasm, an asterisk (*) or even a meme, either way ensuring the mistake is highlighted. Sometimes it requires purposeful misinterpretation, whereas other times it is plain obvious.

Post: "Your never going to believe it"
Comment: "You're*"

Post: "I aint rollin like dat, I free bruv"
Comment: "Just to say, ain't* rolling* that* I'm* Brother*"
or
Comment: "I believe you mean; "I ain't rolling like that, I'm free brother", no need thank to me"

(Comments are examples of Gramatification)

by rackers7690 October 1, 2013

granite city speedball

When you mix methamphetamine with dabs.

Dude, me and Timmy did some Granite city speedballs last night, that shuts intense.

by Extrabitchypuddin August 21, 2016

Gravitational coochie

A girl who is so nastyand so warn out her coochie has developed it's own gravitational pull and any guy close enough gets pulled in.

"Have you seen Jon recently"
"Didn't you hear?"
"Hear what?"

"Man he walked by Katina yesterday and disappeared she has gravitational coochie bro"
"Bro. Not Jon that poor dude she trash man"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020