Got me a burner

When a piece of fecal matter is stuck in your buttocks and contains undigested spiciness that causes uncomfortable burning. Often occurs when peppers or jalapenos are consumed. This embarrassing condition will normally befuddle a person. Not knowing why their ass is burning, they will often return to the washroom to "wipe" again, at which point they will find out they had a piece of hot pepper, or something akin to it, stuck in their rectum. A common ailment among people who dine at Cajun restaurants. Makes driving particularly difficult.

"Man, I ate at Slow's restaurant last night and got the Gumbo. It was awesome. But I got me a burner the next day and could't walk."

"I was walking funny after the date. She just didn't know I got me a burner from the jalapeno poppers."

"I thought my hemorrhoids were bad enough. Then I got a burner."

by Angrymanatee May 19, 2014

got rinsed

One who is schemed of large quantities of money.. particularly in the amounts of 25%

Wow! Jesse got rinsed when he bought bitcoin off that guy who charged him an additional 25% !

by FRSisSlow December 5, 2017

got it goin' bossa nova

when someone thinks they have or acts like they have it goin' on with the ladies. they are smooth and cool.

he's got it goin' bossa nova

by jjooyyffuullggiirrll July 7, 2010

got stuck

dazed, almost knocked out, blacked out, knocked out on your feet, confused, stuck in time

When we fought, I hit him so hard he got stuck.

by 1969 GTO Judge July 10, 2007

got the stank on

1) the post-coital vaginal smell that remains, albeit subtely, on a man's body, even after showering, for several days. This smell, undetected by the human nose, serves as an aphrodesiac and thus attracts more women to whoever "has the stank on" them.

2) a hot streak with the ladies resulting from "the stank" being on one's body

1) You'd better go out tonight, you've got the stank on you!

2) He's been on-fire lately. Looks like he's still got the stank on him!

by djshanrock September 24, 2009

got around

Usually a boy gets a hug/kiss or more with the girl they like. 😍

Ey you got around that night man!

by 1inABillion April 14, 2015

got some money

you have cash, meaning you are rich and sad.

Got some money, got some cash
I'm rich, and now, I'm sad.
And I wonder if I'm sad about the money that I have

by big big big idiot August 25, 2021