gomper

Alternative spelling: gompa

Obscure insult of dubious origin, recently given a crass crowbar back into public use in a tragically ill-scripted advert for Bisto Gravy.

Conceivably made up by a PR exec with too much time on his hands, hoping to get some kudos for starting a new trend.

You know that tedious 'friend' you have who thought it would be cool to try and coin a new word by overusing it constantly, despite it having utterly no meaning and sounding ridiculous? He's a gompa!

by wooty December 24, 2004

Gomere

To be spoken in a French accent...generally the erect penis of a frenchmen, or one hung like a frenchmen

My gomere is big like france, and i dont meen france the people, i mean france the country

by Jeff April 5, 2004

Jose Gomez

A dumb ass cunt who's intelligence lacks because of his constant gaming and masturbating

Jose Gomez is an idiot.

by Usialiez December 15, 2017

gomer

A person who mooches Marijuana, is rarely seen with his own stash.

Someone who will readily smoke your weed without matching with some of his.

A person who will get cut in on a joint or a bowl and suck half the thing down or double/triple hoot.

That gomer better not expect to be cut in again.

I don't want Bill to come along this time, he's such a gomer.

by Daniel Felix S.R. April 8, 2003

Gomer

The most horrible insult there ever is. Making fun of sexuality,race,sex, and everything else you can make fun of. It is the what some would say the uber insult.

Stupid noob your a fucking gomer!

by Mark Whitehurst October 27, 2004

Gomez

If your last name is Gomez, you suck. You will have a horrible life, and everybody will dislike you. Why? Because you are ugly, stupid, and idiotic. You are dumb, and will get nowhere in life. You should just give up.

Did you hear that the Gomez family is homeless now? It's awesome, right?

by PrettierThanYourGF March 14, 2017

Gomes

Epic, yet avoidable Fuck Up. Has its origins with Tottenham Hotspurs FC Goalkeeper Huerelho Gomes, who has a nack for making the difficult saves look easy while messing up simple saves

Can also mean a fuck up that is derived from overthinking a situation that requires quick thought.

See also. Usless.

To pull a Gomes: 'Dude, I just dropped my phone in the toilet!'

'Well you shouldn't have been talking on it while having a piss you fucking Gomes'

To Gomes. 'Is this my stop? dang, I hate taking the bus, If I get off here, I can go round the corner to the shop, maybe bump into a hottie and...Ah Fuck...missed it...total Gomes.'

by Jazzmonkey May 5, 2011