mommy goggles

The tendency for mothers to think that their children are good looking, when in fact they are not.

Mom: I bet the girls will be just queuing up to date my young Ralph.
Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.

by Pirate of the Crib October 6, 2009

Full sail goggles

An invisible pair of goggles (similar to beer goggles) that find their way onto the face of every heterosexual male at Full Sail University. They make unattractive girls look better than they should.

Scientists say that Full Sail goggles were developed because of the 87 to 13 guy to girl ratio at Full Sail University.

by rooftop_ninja March 1, 2009

Google harder

A phrase used in response to someone whining about not being able to find something on Google.

An expert googler would then show some resemblance of pity and assist by immediately googling for the desired information successfully.

Dude, I don't know what it means to kill two frogs with one dart, and I can't freakin find the definition on google!

Google harder you idiot...

by attifinch May 29, 2011

Google fu

Ability to search the internet and find what you are looking for.

Noun. Created by blending google and kung fu. Allusion to internet searching skill to being a martial art.

Asking for help in internet searching;

My google fu is weak today, can you look for me?

Commenting on to someone re their ability to find something:

Your google fu is mighty!

by Nibblet December 16, 2008

Google doodle

Changes to the usual Google search engine home page logo to mark special events, celebrity birth/death dates, holidays, etc. and major events, such as the Olympics. These logos often use humorous features, such as cartoon modifications. These special logos have become known as Google Doodles.

The first Google Doodle was for the Burning Man Festival of 1998.

by Bill gronos September 15, 2009

Beer Goggles

In other words "she's a 2 @ 10 and a 10 @ 2"

Speaks for itself. Can also pertain to a Butterface

by JoBoo January 14, 2005

google

N. A company hell bent on world domination. With features ranging from telling you the answer to life, universe, and everything to showing you an aerial photo of Area-51, there is no question whether or not their goal is world domination.

Bob: OMG OMG, GOOGLE IS GOING TO EFFING TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
JOE: better Google taking over the world than Microsoft.
BOB: you got a point there. Now let's go order some prostitutes

Personally, I wouldn't terribly mind Google taking over the world-the only regret I would have is that they beat me to world domination.

by Satanist Cows go meow April 15, 2009