Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018

Fork Fuck

When three penises penetrate a vagina at once.

"My two buddies and I fork fucked this girl so hard last night! She was so blown out that we all fit!"

by DaChCaMi February 13, 2009

Forking

aka. spooning. who left the fork out of the spooning situation? forks lie in a drawer just like spoons. so don't discriminate against forks. and fork w/ your partner..tonight.

My roommates and I fork often to keep warm in the cold of winter in our dorm room.

He forked me all night long.

"Forking is just another form of innocent spooning," she said.

by Mmccallister December 17, 2008

Forgotted

When you forget something

When you forget to feed your animals.
"Shit I forgotted to feed the cat"

by Spamnuts December 28, 2011

eating yogurt with a fork

Doing some thing obscure or stupid without reason
Usualy used to insult someone who has just done something stupid

Person 1: so I just licked the wall

Person 2: might as well just be just be eating yogurt with a fork

by Halfworldproductions June 21, 2014

Forked!

Function:Verb
When an album (particularly a torrent) is completely neglected until pitchfork deems it tasteworthy, at which point it is downloaded (or bought in the rare case) like hotcakes.

You're such a forker, you never would have Forked! that album had pitchfork not best-new-musicized it.

by Reginald Linux October 27, 2007

I forgor 💀

A now overused joke originating from a twitter user "forgoring" a question they had for Walmart. Popular amongst obnoxious Instagram accounts.

"Hey @Walmart I have a question"
"Hi there! How can we be of assistance?"
"I forgor 💀"

by Biggayballs123 July 16, 2021