flattening

To flatten ones chicken before putting it on the George Foreman grill.

I've started flattening chicken breasts (smashing them flat/even) and using the foreman

by The little things April 22, 2022

Flatter than a desktop

Amelia.

Amelia is flatter than a desktop

by Poopy booty June 16, 2022

flattenist

1. Someone that flattens the curve.
2. Somone that believes the earth is flat.

They trying to flatten the curve they must be flattenists

by Smith Of Word July 8, 2022

flattenist

1. Someone that tries to flatten the curve.
2. Someone that believes the earth is flat.
3. Someone that flattens things.
4. Someone that lives in a flat.

They are trying to flatten the curve, they must be flattenists.

by Smith Of Word July 8, 2022

flattergabbed

When someone is poked by people around him/her while being flattened by a giant hydraulic press.

The judge sent Jimmy to be flattergabbed, bless his heart.

by BlusteelDiver May 19, 2023

Flattery

The assurance of paid legal fees, payable by cash or money order

“Listen babe, flattery will get you anywhere”

by Keith West June 11, 2023

flattearthy

Manipulative "triple p" --- i.e., "pump-priming praise" --- remarks dat are so obviously insincere and invalid dat they might as well be trying to convince da listener dat da world is a huge disc-shape.

Da term "flattearthy" could also mean gushing admiration/approval dat is so overwhelmingly ego-stroking dat da swimmy-brained recipient might actually be willing to believe dat our planet is configured like a tabletop instead of a sphere.

by QuacksO November 30, 2023