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flat ass booty

"Akina, you have a flat ass booty!"
by mikutheshit December 4, 2020
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flat major

a terrible nine circles level in the game geometry dash
flat major is so damn inconsistent it's so dumb
by ayas_wish October 9, 2021
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Flat roofer

Traditionally a pub with a flat roof. A ‘shit pub’ . A popular place for gammons to congregate and a breeding ground for EDL.
Fancy a pint? Yeah alright there’s a flat roofer round the corner.
by FlatsSince92 December 15, 2021
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flat banana sandwich

Created in Puerto rico is when you find anything on the street combined with cheese, ham, tomato, and lettuce
Hey son whatcha making
Oh nothing just a flat banana sandwich
What's on it

Just some 20 year old gum, dog shit, and some frog intestines
by Walker Lynch May 28, 2022
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Flat Stanley

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.
Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
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flat bitch

Damn! Look at that flat bitch, she's got no brests at all!
by Stoog March 16, 2003
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flat earth

A "theory" (lacking evidence, it should be called a myth) of the Earth's shape that is incongruent with the common understanding of the Earth and other planets in the universe, is unfounded, and contrary to gravity and basic laws of physics.
Flat Earth is believed mostly by conspiratards. It asserts that the Earth is a flat disc.
People who believe in this defend their assertions by calling any factual evidence of the Earth's spherical shape fake, and by using biblical verses and psuedoscience to contrive an argument.
We really live on a flat earth. NASA's satellite images are just fake to promote the evil researchers' NWO agenda.
I have no idea how a satellite works
I have never been on an airplane
I slept through 8th grade science class
by potato_in_my_anus January 30, 2016
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