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Fucky Fiddlesticks 

The name given to an individual so completely devoid of linear thought, initiative, or attention span that any attempt at communication with them leaves you as sharp as the leading end of an orange. See also: Crackhead
Ol Fucky Fiddlesticks held me soft hostage for nearly an hour rambling on about how he's been planning on converting his mother's answering machine into a drone so he can run counter-surveillance on the "I'm fucking serious dude, a robot bird" he suspects got his cousin busted for manufacturing last year. Dick.
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Fiddlesticks 

The repositioning and or grabbing one stick and putting it somewhere else, OR A sexual mate preferably female; grabs the penis and shakes it around in a festive manner to help get an erection.
Sally noticed I hadn't been hard in days, so she gave me some fiddlesticks, and I was harder than a diamond in a snowstorm.
Fiddlesticks by magicmangina January 13, 2009

kiddy fidler

A pedophile, a man that plays with little children!

(ewwwwwww)
"That fucking kiddy fidler got everything he deserved!
kiddy fidler by J. Higgins September 5, 2008

Fiddle Diddle 

any sexual expirence with another person
bob fiddle diddled brittany behind jessica's back.

joe and megan were fiddle diddling in the back seat of joe's car.
Fiddle Diddle by audyy June 24, 2008

The Fiddlesticks 

The Fiddlesticks

While some girl. Best if there name is Annie. Sucks on your dick. While fiddling with your testicles
Wanna come over tonight so we can do the fiddlesticks?

fiddlers 

rooting from Ron White's stand up phrase, "I don't give a fiddler's fuck!"
A way to say "I don't give a fuck" in public or mixed company.
(at a family dinner) cousin 1: Do you want wheat bread or white bread, cuz?

cousin 2: Fiddlers! Thanks for this amazing meal Grandma!
fiddlers by bipdaboss January 3, 2014
Fuck. Often used as "fiddle on".
I think you're a son of a bitch!

Well fiddle on you!
fiddle by fiddler November 6, 2004