Fucky Fiddlesticks

The name given to an individual so completely devoid of linear thought, initiative, or attention span that any attempt at communication with them leaves you as sharp as the leading end of an orange. See also: Crackhead

Ol Fucky Fiddlesticks held me soft hostage for nearly an hour rambling on about how he's been planning on converting his mother's answering machine into a drone so he can run counter-surveillance on the "I'm fucking serious dude, a robot bird" he suspects got his cousin busted for manufacturing last year. Dick.

by Fucky Fiddlesticks August 2, 2019

Fiddlesticks

The repositioning and or grabbing one stick and putting it somewhere else, OR A sexual mate preferably female; grabs the penis and shakes it around in a festive manner to help get an erection.

Sally noticed I hadn't been hard in days, so she gave me some fiddlesticks, and I was harder than a diamond in a snowstorm.

by magicmangina January 13, 2009

kiddy fidler

A pedophile, a man that plays with little children!

(ewwwwwww)

"That fucking kiddy fidler got everything he deserved!

by J. Higgins September 5, 2008

Fiddle Diddle

any sexual expirence with another person

bob fiddle diddled brittany behind jessica's back.

joe and megan were fiddle diddling in the back seat of joe's car.

by audyy June 24, 2008

The Fiddlesticks

The Fiddlesticks

While some girl. Best if there name is Annie. Sucks on your dick. While fiddling with your testicles

Wanna come over tonight so we can do the fiddlesticks?

by Amazing rape March 14, 2014

fiddlers

rooting from Ron White's stand up phrase, "I don't give a fiddler's fuck!"
A way to say "I don't give a fuck" in public or mixed company.

(at a family dinner) cousin 1: Do you want wheat bread or white bread, cuz?

cousin 2: Fiddlers! Thanks for this amazing meal Grandma!

by bipdaboss January 3, 2014

fiddle

Fuck. Often used as "fiddle on".

I think you're a son of a bitch!

Well fiddle on you!

by fiddler November 6, 2004