"EG" experiential gift

To give someone an "experience" as a gift like a hot stone massage, hot air balloon ride, sharkdiving coined by EMR.

Giving "EG" experiential gift it so cool -- my friend gave me tandem hang gliding for my birthday and it rocked.

by Adele Cehrs November 6, 2007

Experienced

To have taken a considerable amount of psychedelics over a period of time. This may have a lasting (neutral) effect on your world-view.

Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful...

Are you experienced? - Jimi Hendrix

by skeptic_ September 30, 2010

experiancing

undergoing or feelin' stuff y'know

We have to stop experiancing dyno outages!

by SomeRandomHuman420 October 5, 2019

Are You Experienced

1) Jimi Hendrix song

2) Meaning do you smoke weed

hey man, you look wasted...are you experienced?

by Annihalation August 5, 2006

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

by QuacksO July 29, 2019

Sexperience's

A group of friends sharing past sexual experiences.

Sounds like you've had some baaad sexperience's!

by jababa123 June 12, 2010

experienced

To get high on Marijuana, especially the herb that you get in the wonderful state of Vermont.

Dan: Hey dude, after school let's go get experienced.

Robin: Sounds awesome, My herb's the 'illest

Howie: Can I come

Dan & Robin: NO

by Kep Chyles November 7, 2006