The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business
Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark
by Hcnerfekaj April 23, 2009
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The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver similar to the more commonly known 69. Two partners assume the 69 position but instead of stimulating one anothers genitals with their mouths, they instead perform mutual analingus.
Origin: The salad refers to "tossing one's salad," a euphamism for analingus or a "rim job." Dutch refers to "going Dutch," or "splitting the bill."
The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver similar to the more commonly known 69. Two partners assume the 69 position but instead of stimulating one anothers genitals with their mouths, they instead perform mutual analingus.
Origin: The salad refers to "tossing one's salad," a euphamism for analingus or a "rim job." Dutch refers to "going Dutch," or "splitting the bill."
by Kunning Linguist January 12, 2010
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The act of trapping one's own, rancid flatulence under covers, and inhaling deeply. Typically performed by members of the male gender who secretly enjoy the smell of their own gas, and encourage their more evolved partners to break wind.
Synonym: To Buck; To give oneself a Harry
Synonym: To Buck; To give oneself a Harry
" I don't mind my farts, I kind of like them. I self dutch oven from time to time. Go ahead and just fart will you!"
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Get the Self Dutch Oven mug.the act of farting while teabagging, the teabagging causes one to breathe through their nose which forces them to inhale all the odiferous fumes
William had mexican for dinner, which causes gas. Later that night, he was teabagging this chick and accidently farted. His scrotum was in her mouth so she had to inhale the rank fart. Eureka, the dutch teabag has been created!
by Kip_the_kage_fighter July 6, 2006
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adj. deceptive, sly, fake, corrupt, crooked; treacherous; of low quality
n. a scam, sham, or rip-off; a traitor
adj. deceptive, sly, fake, corrupt, crooked; treacherous; of low quality
n. a scam, sham, or rip-off; a traitor
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Inidorong isang gamitan lang, sira na?! Naduterte ako.
Made in China 'yan. Malamang duterte 'yan.
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My miracle oil will cure all your illness and solve all your problems. Believe me, this is not a duterte.
I trusted you! Why did you duterte me?!
Inidorong isang gamitan lang, sira na?! Naduterte ako.
Made in China 'yan. Malamang duterte 'yan.
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I trusted you! Why did you duterte me?!
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Its probably the most fun game that I've ever played. UAV, airstrikes, helicopters, sweet weapons/weapon add-ons and unlockables.
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Jesus - "Buy Call of Duty 4...its the best fucking game ever. I'm already in my 5th prestige!!"
Jesus - "Buy Call of Duty 4...its the best fucking game ever. I'm already in my 5th prestige!!"
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