Airstrikes

The best kind of strike.

Hym "Thailand and Cambodia accuse eachother of airstrikes. 1 thaiwanese guy dead and 4 Cambodians also dead. The only real question is... How would they not know? How would they not know which one of them did the airstrike? SpoOoOoky."

Airstrikes by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

zimbabwean airstrike 

A sex act in which a male ejaculates into the air, and the female does her best to catch every drop of semen in her mouth.

A point value is assigned for every drop caught in the woman's mouth. Remember this game involves teamwork, communication, and positivity.

"OH MY GOD, Brad and I played Zimbabwean Airstrike last night and I racked up over 7000 points"

zimbabwean airstrike by Carp32 May 18, 2018

Precision Airstrike 

An alcoholic drink with 1/3rd Kahlua 1/3rd amaretto 1/3 baileys in a shot glass topped with Bacardi 151 and lit on fire.

Bartender, order me a precision airstrike!

Precision Airstrike by ZombieMaster42 January 26, 2012

Libyan Airstrike 

Awaking an intimate partner from a deep slumber by defecating on him or her from above.

I waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.

When a Republican wakes an intimate partner from a deep slumber with a golden shower.

I patiently waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.

Libyan Airstrike by Dope Slim April 5, 2015

Airstrike 

A booty call, esp. as a last-ditch act of desperation after striking out at the bars.

Joe: How'd you make out at Skanky McStrange's last night?
Mike: I got drunk and had no game, so I went home and called in an airstrike.

Jerry: I just called up Jess, she's going to meet me at the bar at 10.
Jim: Damn dude! You called in an airstrike before you fired the first shot.

Airstrike by Chaos2 September 28, 2008

Oklahoma airstrike 

When you have to shit so bad that you don't have time to sit down before you poop, hovering above the toilet like your ready to bomb Hiroshima

Where's the fucking shitter!? This is gonna be an Oklahoma airstrike!

Oklahoma airstrike by T-Money55 June 29, 2009

airstrike 

When you're in a public restroom, and you have to take a shit, but don't want to sit on the gnarley AIDs covered seats, you airstrike it by propping yourself up in the stall and releasing your payload unto the porcelain below.

25 points for straight in
15 points for partly in/out
10 points for shit on the floor.

"Dude I just hella airstriked it."
"No way, how many many points?"
"25, nigga, straight in."
"Yee."

airstrike by realdarkfish May 8, 2008