Stoner Dump

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.

Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.

by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011

leg dump

A jumbo leg sized turd.

Dude I gotta take a leg dump STAT, I'm sitting on a tree stump.

by Marty Mcfly10 June 05, 2016

Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 14, 2016

After Dump

Noun - When you take a dump and flush the toilet, and there are still pieces of feces left in the bowl. Happens frequently when diarrhea is involved since there are many pieces.

Jerry - Hey wtf. Who left this after dump in the toilet? It's called double flushing.

Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.

by Damdman September 07, 2013

Drug dump

After taking some class A drugs. Usually during the come up..then needing a shit.

(Andrew)Babs I'm coming up hard on those e's!

Think I need a drug dump?

(Claire) Sweet see you in abit lol

by Roood boy March 05, 2020

Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013

dumping station

more commonly reffered to as the toilets

"Hi, I'm just off to the dumping station"

by freddieb14 September 28, 2007