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H-E-Double hockey sticks

What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this!?!
by Magny January 18, 2012
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Double Hoover

When a guy and a girl are arranged in a 69 position. The girl gives the guy a blowjob while he preforms an abortion on her.
Me and this prego slut so double hoovered last night! Also, I have placenta stains all over my bed.
by Pooper123123 January 3, 2009
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Double Dammit

A stronger curse than the regular dammit, used mainly at an accident or large mistake, also called the double D word.
Ah Double Dammit, I broke my bottle off inside of that girl.
by Ruin April 13, 2005
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Double Ghostbuster

The double ghostbuster is the pinnacle of shitting achievements in which an individual manages two highly difficult elements (or ghostbusters) in one sitting.

A single ghostbuster is when one takes a dump only to discover on inspection that there is nothing in the toilet. Where is it? Straight down the U-bend? Who knows.

Another type of ghostbuster is where one takes a dump, wipes his arse and on expection finds the paper contains no evidence a shit ever took place. A clean break, so to speak.

A Double Ghostbuster, then, is the seemingly impossible combination of both occurances outlined above.
Winston: Ray, Ray, I've just done a Double Ghostbuster!!
Ray: Yeah right, whatever
Winston: It's true Ray. It was clean as a whistle!
Egon: It's statistically 1 in 14 million to pull off a double but it can be done.
Winston and Ray: F*ck off Egon
by Regislow April 3, 2008
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double tall man

The use of raising both middle fingers in the air.
He cut me off so I shot him the double tall man
by concert freak January 12, 2009
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Double Brown

"Hey mate, mind pouring this Double Brown into your funnel?"
by Timonator March 26, 2013
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double chuck

In addition to the poker hand, this term also means to chuck it in her twice, i.e. double penetration.
Rob: "Full house! What, bitch!?!!"
Bob: "Double chuck! I win! Who da man!?!?"
Rob: "Speaking of double chuck, the mailman and I double chucked your ho-bag wife yesterday. Looks like I'm the real winner."
Bob: "Why that skank-ass whore-ass cock-a-minute slut bag. Looks like you are the winner! WWWWWhaat do we have for him, Johnny? Oooooh, you win showcase #3...genital warts, chlamydia, and crabs! Hope you have yourself a field day with that, motherfucker!"
by Nick D November 1, 2005
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