dong slobber

One who sucks dongs, or large dicks. used to refer to people who don't shut up.

Shut the fuck up, dong slobber.

by John Richeitch May 13, 2005

dong-honker

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.

Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!

by Blaine April 3, 2003

dong gobbler

a man who likes to suck on other men's dong (a queer bastard)

Ryan is such a dong gobbler

by squatsy November 2, 2003

Dong Cottage

An informal greeting used in the Western Hemisphere by mainly English speaking people. Adapted from the North Korean response to a miltary command, "dong ko taj."

Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.

Teddy: Dong cottage!
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."

by Mr. St. Clair August 21, 2009

Squiggly Dong

The third private part on a transgender person(aka a trisexual)...DUH!

He says he's trisexual...so he obviously has a penis, a vagina, and a Squiggly Dong

by thenuggetmaster1111 September 30, 2010

dong-gone

Moe aka John from Hammond Indiana, finally finds a person to have sex with ...Takes off his pants, looks down and exclaims OMG!!! "dong-gone!!!!"...faking it fell off, to cover up the fact he never had one in the first place.

Upon careful examination, John discovered his 2" erect friend had indeed fallen off..sadly, he found it pulverized on the sidewalk in front of his mothers house.

by sue April 25, 2005

belt dong

the extra length of belt that stick out from you pants which resembles a penis hanging out infront of you.

"Dude! Put your dick away...oh nevermind, its just your belt dong."

by queen of fucking france bitches January 1, 2009