doink doink

The sound from the Law and Order TV series.

"We're taking you down to the precinct." *doink doink*

by Mein Gott in Himmel March 22, 2004

Doing a Rev

The act of fucking up. More correctly, the act of fucking up in a manner that is entirely predictable, widely expected and solely the fucker upper's own fault. Even more correctly, the act of fucking up in a manner that is entirely predictable, widely expected, solely the fucker upper's own fault and which lets everyone else down badly.

Adster: Oh fuckety fuck! These excellent showings just highlight how close I am to "doing a Rev". Now I find the figures I need are on a three weeks delivery.

by Citizen Sade March 16, 2008

doing laundry

A term used for having sex. Fabric softener can also be used when doing the laundry

"I did the laundry last night." "Did you use fabric softener?"

by BJW March 30, 2004

Doing a Nigel

Being part of a brew making rota and then making yourself one but nobody else for your own convenience. Inspired by Nigel's actions in the office.

Jade: "Have you just made yourself a brew and nobody else"
Stephen: "Yes"
Jade: "I'm sick of you doing a Nigel"

by steste12345 September 30, 2009

doing roots

To put a curse on someone. To cause a person supernatural harm or bad luck.

My wife was doing roots on me after she found I had been with that girl.

by zvacs July 27, 2008

doin' time

1. In jail.
2. An awesomely bodacious song by the former SoCal band Sublime, with a heavy dancehall bass line and funky synthesizer. Not to mention vocals from the late great Brad Nowell.

1. Aw man! I was caught streakin' and now I'm doin' time!
2. Doin' Time by Sublime is all you need for some good dancin' in the summertime!

by dementeddonkey March 3, 2007

Djinn

An alternate spelling to 'jinn'.
(In Arabian or Muslim mythology) an intelligent spirit of lower rank than angels, able to appear in human and animal forms and to posess humans.

"Did you hear what happened to Ellie yesterday?"
"Yeah. Got taken over by a Djinn."
"Pity."

by Nixie Grey October 30, 2008