People who don't dodge

A sigma male that gets more bitches than dodgers

Johann Bautista: look at those people who don't dodge....I wish I was one of them

by QK CJPIE August 25, 2021

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Dodge Cock

A game played in the men's locker room. The goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude's phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.

"Today we had another game of dodge cock in the locker room."

by Fuzz Butt September 1, 2013

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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011

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safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

by CupricCow October 9, 2011

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claire dodge

Refers to a lonely, clingy, annoying woman over the age of the age of 45. From the French claire (clear) and dodge (middle German) meaning, "avoid this person at all costs". Often referred to as a trash receptacle.

"Junior, can you please go out and empty the trash bucket into the claire dodge?"

by Eddie1Eddie1 July 7, 2017

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